- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

knock,knock you suck

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

What? Why?

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

whats up and also down? your mum

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

The GOV and the WHO?

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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