How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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Mogok Papiti.

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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