In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

mikey is cute

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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