What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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womens rights

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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hard cheese

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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