guess what what that wasnt it

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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boys

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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