- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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