- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Cripples are lame.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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