- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Y u do dis?

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

guess what what that wasnt it

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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