Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

cats are pussies

What is a jew in space? Dead

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

justin littleton being sucessful

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

I forgot what i was gonna say

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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