Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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