- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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