What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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Cool Brian

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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where is the world?

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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What is older than history?

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hi

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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