- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Justin with a hat.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

You know what's natural? Bears.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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