boobs!

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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my shift key is broken1

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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a woman votes!

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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Anti Joke

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