Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a mus lim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the mus lim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the mus lim that he's keeping company with a swine, and the mus lim feels offense for the poor horse.

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What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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