i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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SEX

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . His family was experiencing financial troubles, and needed money. He tried applying for many jobs, but they just didn't quite work out. After ending up in the drug business to support his family, a deal went bad and he was shot, landing him in the hospital. The night his family arrived to check on him, the same shooter made his way to his room, and murdered his wife and 3 children, and somehow managed to evade police. Months after this incident, Ralph, the same chicken who was in the hospital and witnessed his family's murder, was finally released. He had nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to in the future. He took up alcohol abuse for some time, until realizing what truly had to be done. He began tracking down his family's killer, and with each day spent, he became closer and closer to discovering the dealer's whereabouts. One day, he finally figured out who it was. As he arrived at the killers' home, he took one last deep breath, then stormed in. After fighting through many of the dealers' body-guards, Ralph finally reached the notorious drug dealing murder, Foghorn Leghorn. As a bloody battle ensued, it was clear who the winner would be.. As Ralph staggered out of the destroyed home, bloodied, yet victorious, he realized something. All the tracking, all the killing, all the bloodshed he had created, was all in vain. He realized that taking Foghorn's life didn't, and wouldn't, bring his family back. Finding himself dumbfounded, he began to trot, head down, through the field where the bad drug deal happened, almost a year ago now. He took one last deep breath, looked at the stars, and took his first step on the road. This was it he decided, he was finally going to reunite with his family again once more. As the headlights raced towards him, he heard his family in unison whisper to him "You're finally home Ralph, you're finally home."

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