Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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Canadians

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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