what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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