What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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im @ work, LOL.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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Racial Equality

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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