- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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