what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Wright flyer

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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