Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

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Im batman...suck it losers

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What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

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Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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