lets bomb africa

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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Hi

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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Anti Joke

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