How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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This sentance contains three errers

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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