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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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