- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Badabing.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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