Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

so the weather's nice...

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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