- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Why is the ground wet It rained

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Will nearis is here! Get it

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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