What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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y u no like me joke?

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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I like poop in my butt

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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Anti Joke

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