- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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