- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

what happened to your carpool? they died.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

What is black and has no education A tire.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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