Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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Anti Joke

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