Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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HOLY COW!

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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roy g biv

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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