- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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