- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

the game

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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