- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

what goes woof ? A dog.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

Your face is hilarious.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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