"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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