- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Tim likes girls

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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