- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

class is canceled. My professor died.

A Serbian Film

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

What's big and long? My dick.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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