...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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