If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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My name is Jeff

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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