Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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