what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Yo mama's fat.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

thumb_up thumb_down -31

How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

thumb_up thumb_down -31

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

thumb_up thumb_down -31

How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

thumb_up thumb_down -33

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops