- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

batman has diarrhea

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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