Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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justin littleton being sucessful

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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