- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Guess what? Bananas

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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