Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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