What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

thumb_up thumb_down -3

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

thumb_up thumb_down -3

meh

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A child walks into a classroom.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

thumb_up thumb_down -5

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

thumb_up thumb_down -5

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops