What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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Refridgerator.

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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Poker face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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