- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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