Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

it's funny because it's funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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