- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

women's rights

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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