- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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