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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What the hell are you doing?

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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