Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

it's funny because it's funny

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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