Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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A jew enters a mall.

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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Anti Joke

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