what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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