- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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