- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Knock knock open

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Penis.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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