Vote this down and get DOXED

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

kennah campion... being nice

KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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