- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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