- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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