A hard-working man, in his early forties with slightly graying hair, arrives to work earlier every day. He values integrity and dedication. His loving wife is proud of his accomplishments and her favorite part of the day is when he arrives home from a day at the office. He is close friends with the Director of HR, because he believes that we all should be respected and treated fairly on the job. Today, there is a board meeting, which he prepared for extensively, because he cares deeply about what happens to this great company. His boss greets him after the meeting is done and says, "Great job, that presentation was even better than yours usually are." It was a very long meeting, so they both end up going to the Men's Room. What does he say when his boss corners him near the urinals and demands sex? Nothing. He doesn't like to talk during sex.

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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