Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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hohifooncuiohicvsdhn ioshd

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Tim likes girls

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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Anti Joke

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