Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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