- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

j.p. is dumb

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Knock knock.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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