- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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