What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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Skrillex.

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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