- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

aodhan hearty

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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