The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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