- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

knock knock whos there? nobody

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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