I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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A dyslexic blind man

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Anyone can post anything.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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