- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Irish sobriety

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

A Mormon walks into a bar

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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