why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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