The adventures of Helen Keller:

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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