What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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Balls

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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YEAH THEY DO!

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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