- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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