Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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This is a joke.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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