what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

kennah campion when she talks

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

If life gives you lemonade.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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