- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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