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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

I went to school. Then I came home.

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

minorities

Penis

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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