- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Lets Go Lakers!

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

whats hairy and crys your mom

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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