- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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