three people come to a serial killers house. one was annoying one was immature and one was stupid he would put them all in the same boat. then he towed it into shark infested waters, sunk it and watched them speak their mind. the annoying one said "nah nah nuh boo boo you cant eat me!" the immature one said "im gonna ride one!" and the stupid one said "could you please tell your sharks to stop eating my leg? i need it to swim away from these sharks that are eating my leg." moral of the story: dont go to serial killers homes. they will most likely kill you.

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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Anti Joke

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