LO AND BEHOLD!

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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School

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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