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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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