- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Yo Momma is not fat.

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