- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

The cream, it is coming

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

women's rights

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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