A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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Religion.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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