If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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A jew enters a mall.

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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