What did the dubstep say? Wub.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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