- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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