- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

What's stupid a light bulb.

You sick fiend

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What did the old man say? Im old

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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