Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What's 9+10? 19.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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