- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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