- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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