- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

So a seal walks into a club.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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