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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Two women were sitting quietly.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Whats circular and black? a black circle.