A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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