- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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