A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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