Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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