- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

the bible

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

I agree

Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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