- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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